Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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