I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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