Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Someone came in the potted fern
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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