That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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