And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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