Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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