You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i barfeds in our rink
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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