I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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