omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize