I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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