I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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