i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I see more hoeing in ur future
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