how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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