I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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