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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saw his package. It spoke to me.

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(585): View more from New York

we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...

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(520): View more from Arizona

you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."

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(240): View more from Maryland

Apparently you can coat check a keg.

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(520): View more from Arizona

His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.

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