the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.