Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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