i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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