I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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