Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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