Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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