dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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