Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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