Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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