i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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