I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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