Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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