Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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