I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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