He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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