but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He shit in the fireplace
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
