White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
