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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics

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• (716): View more from New York

  I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Threesome in a minivan. New low

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm just so full of love and alcohol

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?

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