using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.