we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.