I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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