the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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