I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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