you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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