ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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