think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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