So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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