Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i think my cat just said my name.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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