what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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