I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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We have so much sex to catch up on
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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