Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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