My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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