Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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