Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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