I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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