I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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