just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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