So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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