Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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