Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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