I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
birth control should be required to get into college
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
