found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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