hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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